A VERY RELATABLE POST

Hi everyone! How are you doing? I am pretty sure life is sucking out the life from you.. 

I apologise for a delay in this post. Coz this is already THE MOST POPULAR blog, with a total of 11 VIEWS on my previous post. 🙄

Kehte hue bhi sharam nahi aa rahi mujhe toh😅🤦‍♀️. I absolutely understand your eagerness to read my utterly boring blog(ab toh share kardena yeh blog plss)

I know that the title of today's post says 'RELATABLE'. And till now, I've only talked about my misery, haven't I? Well, tum log konse kam ho? You too are reading something which has literally zero use in your life, man! (Mazaak tha, don't take it seriously. Maze se padho mera blog😁)

I too am a normal human being, just like you. I'm sure we have many 'RELATABLE' things in common.. Meri mumma bhi ek din purani daal ki roti bana deti hain😅.(although it tastes good, broo!)

When I get angry, I make sure to throw away the remote, but not so forcefully that it breaks.

I also think a million times before posting anything on social media. (Uske baad phir views check karte raho har 2 min baad🤦‍♀️)

I also scroll through Instagram all night, looking at posts like- "I HAVE HIGH STANDARDS, BUT THE STAN IS SILENT".

Subway pe order karte hue, I just say "everything except olives", coz itni fancy English kisse aati hai? 😅🤦‍♀️

I hope you know what a 'naada' is.. that thread in pajyamas which tightens our self respect?? If you don't know, then you can continue with your silver spoon. Anyways, mere ghar mein bhi 'naada' toothbrush ya ball pen se dalta hai😂😂

(This is turning into more of a middle class family post, isn't it?)

I also daydream all the time! What if, a terrorist enters my school? What if, I get stuck in an elevator with Ranbir Kapoor?(yeh toh zyada ho gaya, haina?)

And, last but not the least, I too have the weirdest friends who talk about the weirdest things!! I mean, 

Who

Writes

Texts

Like

This

??

I remember them once talking about taking out all the blood out of their body, and then refilling it with another blood group 😂😂😂. 

(No no, pls don't type get well soon wishes in the comments for them)

Coz, tedhe hain, par mere hain.

Meet them! I asked them to pose, and this is all that they could come up with🤦‍♀️

Not only them, all of my friends are somewhat crazy, I believe 😅😅

So, if you found this post relatable, and you're a handsome boy, then you can surely dm me!😂😂 (I hope papa doesn't read this)

Until then, bye bye hoomans!!