EXAMS- EK ANSWER TOH BATA DE YAAAAR

 Before beginning with today's post, mujhe aap sab ek baat batao.

Is there any difference between the terms 'financial decision' and 'financing decision'?? Well, some geeks would say yes, but people like me (by me, I mean the best people on earth 😜) would of course use these 2 words interchangeably!

However, if I interchange them in my BST EXAM, then I shall get ZERO marks! I mean, come on!! I don't have any problem with education, but the way it is imparted in this country, is what makes me angry. 

We classify questions as 6 markers or 4 markers, but never think about their usage in our goddamn real life.

FUN FACT- yesterday I went to buy groceries with my dad. There was a 30% off on everything (perhaps, discount makes my parents more happy than me😅). My dad asked me to check the bill. I tried using geometry to figure out what angle did the billing person make with God's photo next to him, so that he won't lie.. But, of no use. Then, I tried to recall that what rate of GST is levied on groceries, but all I could remember was- MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. At the end, I had to leave because an angry aunty (who reminded me of my accounts sir😒) was waiting for her turn.

All my life, I've heard just one doubt from my peers- "Ma'am, yeh paper mein aayega kya"? Arey bhai, agar life mein aa gaya, toh kya 'out of syllabus' keh ke avoid kardega?! 

Anyways, exam season is going on. Unfortunately, we can't give offline exams this year, but that too was a different experience altogether!

We all have that one friend, jisse har koi answer poochega. But, he/she will say 'abhi ma'am dekh rahi hain, baad mein batata hun'. Abey saale(sorry mumma papa, mere friends ne sikhaya mujhe yeh word), itni badi line kehdi tune, but ek word ka answer nahi diya gaya!!

I would like to share an instance with you. There was a boy in my class, and we were like pakke wale competitors!! Once he asked me a question in exam. I, being a good samaritan, usse bata diya answer. In next paper, I thought ki answer ke badle answer toh milega he! So, I also asked him a question. And, that ***** acted like he doesn't know me! 

Ab aapki friend kam smart hai kya?🙃 Next paper mein I kept on looking towards him, waiting for him to ask something at least! And uss besharam ne poocha. I did tell him the answer. But, the WRONG ONE(Evil smile)😈.

Moral of the story- never mess with Ridhima Ahuja. 



If you liked this post, then pray for me, coz my exams are starting from next week, and I have no clue that why am I still writing this blog?

Until then, bye bye hoomans!


Comments

  1. Unknown13 September 2020 at 06:20

    Yeh dekho toppers bhi aise kaam karenge toh hum kya hi kar sakte hain😔😔

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  2. Yeetshan13 September 2020 at 10:37

    100 rs that someone was devyash

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