ANGER- WHEN PIZZA DELIVERY GUY DOESN'T GIVE EXTRA OREGANO

For this post, I googled 'quotes on anger management'. I came across a quote which I found queer. It said 'Anger is one letter short of danger'. I mean, what kind of a quote is that?! Well, Anger is one letter short of 'Hanger' as well! This got me even more angry!

Apart from boredom, we all go through anger as well, right? When your crush ignores your texts(been through that😕), when elaichi comes into your mouth in the very first bite of biryani, when your parents don't allow you to go out at night.. I have innumerable examples. 

Have a look at this photo.

Although it was clicked more than 12 years ago, but I still remember that I was angry as hell at that time! Why? Because the photographer refused to give me his camera. Quite foolish, right? But, it wasn't so foolish at that time.. 

Maybe the same is happening now as well! What seems a significant reason right now, might just become an act of stupidity for us later! 

Look who's talking! I once got angry at my dog for not talking to me😅! Come on guys, I too am a 17 year old who has to attend online lectures everyday, listen to weird jokes of my teacher and even laugh at them! I guess we're all in the same boat.. 

Has it happened with you too that you think of SUCH GREAT REPLIES, but then during the argument, you just stand still like a POTATO and regret it later?

 I've been through all of this. I have literally searched "best comeback lines" on Google! I even tried them, and felt like on 'top of the world' for a while! But then, it was all the same.. In fact, you should try it too! Because you learn only from your mistakes😂. I can even help you with that! 

Here are some the greatest replies during an argument-:

• hey man, so how's it like being a jerk for your whole life?
• you only annoy me when you're breathing, really.
• can you die of constipation? I ask because I'm worried about how full of shit you are. (MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE)
• you know what? I'd give you a befitting reply, but even my time has some standards.

*MIC DROP*

You are absolutely free to try all of these, and let me know if they bring any relief. Well, none for me in my case. At the end of the day, it was I, ME, MYSELF (tbh, I didn't know which one would come, so I wrote all 3😎) who made me happy! My mom made me an aloo parantha (punjabis in the houseee) which brought me back! Although she gave it to me without curd, so I was angry again😠 . 

Anyways, be grateful for things... which don't make you angry! Like your family, your best friends, your pets and most imp. of all, YOURSELF. And, as they say, when life gives you lemons, take them and squeeze them right back into life's eyes. 

Na humsafar se niklega,

Na humnashin se niklega,

Hamare paanv ka kaanta bas humse he niklega...

(Besharmo, waah waah toh boldo!😒)

So, until them, keep posing!

Bye bye, hoomans!